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WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

You’ve told me ’bout your heartache and how your man is letting you down,
He’s creakin’ like an old gate and chasin’ every woman in town,
He’s not the man he was, he doesn’t walk the dog,
And sanctifies the bedroom with the smell of oily sock.
Why are you talkin’ to me? Why are you talkin’ to me?
Why are you talkin’ to me? Does it look as if I care? Read more →

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Abso-bloody-lutely

See the woman walking down the street, sister lives at 39,
She’s got a son, a real celebrity, he’s on telly all the time,
Selling plastic nails for babies’ feet out on Channel Gottabuy,
He’s the golden one with screaming teeth and a sleeper through his eye.
Absobloodylutely, I’m falling under their spell,
Absobloodylutely, I’m buying everything they sell. Read more →

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